Cheyenne Cinnamon And The Fantabulous Unicorn of Sugar Town Candy Fudge

What, you are probably asking, is that? It is a new Adult Swim pilot by Williams Street and Aqua Teen Hunger Force co-creator Dave Willis. The pilot features the voices of Neko Case as the title character, T-Pain, Doom and MC Chris and music by Butch Walker. Imagine a pop star fueled by cocaine who breaks out into song and tells a pregnant teenager to stay a virgin by only performing oral and anal sex. Also, the pop star lives in a fantasy land near Detroit. That actually sums up both the humor and bizarreness of this show.

Seriously...This Needs An Explanation

Taylor Swift and T-Pain. One uses autotune and sings over all the current R&B and Rap hits and the other one is T-Pain. I'm not sure how this union happened but I'm placing the blame on Jay-Z for rapping with Linkin Park. Hova, this is your fault, you heartless, heartless man.